llama

Everyone please!
  Stop sending me llama's. It's not that I don't like animals, I do, just not this many. Their incessant bleating is driving me mad, not to mention the amount of food they eat. Did you know llama's eat canvas, I barely saved a work in progress from one of them.
  The garbagemen are complaining about the stink and weight of the pails, you can only spread so much of the stuff on the lawn. It's only a matter of time before my neighbors report me for odd things happening at my house.
My foot is infected from one stepping on it, I think it's the same one that tried to eat my painting.
  Jack Daniel's and I are very good friends again after being apart for so long. We have been discussing culinary dishes like llama stew, llama chili and llama meatballs. Maybe it's ok to send them after all.